Brian: Alright ladies and gentlemen and welcome back to another episode of zero dark nerdy, the most notorious pop culture podcast on the planet. I’m your host Brian A.K.A El Nino and today I'm joined with

Jordan: Jordan brown A.K.A. DoDo Brown A.K.A. U. S. D. A. Prime Meat

Brian: Jordan is back in the building! And we got a newbie in the building today who do we got?

Nicole: Hi I'm Nicole A.K.A Nothing A.K.A. you can call me Jeans.

Brian: Thank you so much for joining us today and we are going to be talking about Amazon's new super R-rated masterpiece, The Boys. The Boys is one of the best shows on television right now and we're going to start off with overall thoughts on the show and we'll kick it off with our guest Nicole.

Nicole: Well what is more terrifying than a person with superpowers…… A psychopath with superpowers The void of sanity to me it kind of has a reverse synopsis of X-men. A lot of the humans misplace their fear and discriminated against the people that work sure you can well the boys for the most part you have misplaced glorification and reliance on them and it really shows you what you can get away with with money and power. I love the show I really do

Brian: What got you into the show? Friends, advertising, word of mouth?

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Nicole:  nice what what kind of what got you into it was a people on social media or did you like how do you find out about the show I have Amazon prime first thing that came up yeah they have a public who have no beginning of the year you have no idea if you're going to like it but you're just like what Amazon prime that I'm gonna like it's not like it Jordan what about you %HESITATION I and I love the show I've done I love how violent gritty this %HESITATION definitely different take on the %HESITATION the superhero genre which I knew I think we all need it yeah god yes I mean with Marvel and DC just park for DC which is model pulled out not and and don't get me wrong they're good movies but I'm tired of all you know I mean Ryan I'm gonna still go and see all of them when they come out but I'm just so tired of like seeing here's your superhero here's the villain there's the problem and here's the end of the movie like with the boys I don't know what's going to happen in season two now this specially you know after how this season ended and %HESITATION all the questions I have which I have one huge main with what I've got one question that I can just got spoiled for me actually but %HESITATION no no no no no no I I am TV sport it for me I don't know if I digress I did as I love the show and it's %HESITATION yes just so bloody it's so much bloody fun and the thing that got me into it is the like he's at Amazon prime was like here's the idiot watch this it might get yet yes Sir I'm not Texas and %HESITATION %HESITATION so I started watching the first upset on my arm and I'm not going like this and then I saw Simon Pegg and I was like I don't like this yeah and then that bitch got taken out by a super hero just sitting there talking about %HESITATION they were talking and they're talking about Billy Joel in which a train just comes in and takes her out and I was like %HESITATION yes they would just gonna get my I was I'm pretty sure I was in there like doing some retarded like eating Cheetos not paying attention robin that she's sure or like doing cocaine or something like items that we would wait wait wait wait wait everything was in slow motion his face is getting splashed by blood and I was like oh no I got to watch that again right and I watch like four more times because like easily that's what I was like yeah you got to watch old we prematurely call that because I was like hell they on the show might be shit later on but it turned out it wasn't in my first text to him was after she died I was like what so that we forgot to mention earlier there are gonna be a few spoilers ahead so be on the look out for that but %HESITATION I agree you know I really love this take on the super hero job I mean you had it right on the head we we need something different you know Marvel's been gray DC's band you know that I'm up and down this easily the thing they're still there with Warner brothers but this to me is a very refreshing break and %HESITATION escape from your your regular quote unquote like super hero job to me it's very similar it's like Hancock meets justice league meets bright part and %HESITATION yeah that's the best way to kind of sum it up in seeing these heroes that are all you know to the %HESITATION %HESITATION public you know gods and perfect this and the other and they are far from perfect they're just as fucked up as the rest of us are white and what makes it worse is that they have superhuman powers and abilities they don't have they don't have the hubris that comes along with %HESITATION like we at we have to do with complications the shit that we do but they don't look now but what the fuck is homeland are gonna worry about splits a person and happy right now but I like you Simon Pegg seeing him on there was was really clutch and as I was reading and %HESITATION tree pirate IMDb too I didn't know that this was actually a comic book series so I thought this was completely original this was a series from two thousand and six to two thousand twelve called the boys and originally was windstorm has it and they were owned by DC in DC canceled on after the six issue much like DC would not smart planning on their part not at all so they got picked up by dynamite entertainment so they re issued a six %HESITATION the six original comics that %HESITATION when storm had but with an intro by Simon Pegg so here we are in the comics is actually based on Simon Pegg though so I thought that was really cool that they have them in the show and just one of the very very %HESITATION Gretchen I'm you know that the show has but overall definitely enjoyed it the %HESITATION the big twist at the end which we'll leave that one thing we will not spoil lead up to it I'm you know I'm probably gonna we'll try we'll try not to spoil it but %HESITATION yeah it's been it's been very enjoyable just eight great episodes so %HESITATION as far as you know do you have %HESITATION a favorite characters favorite episodes in the cold I have a favorite character okay %HESITATION this one definitely believe which all favorite okay Billy butcher is my favorite nice %HESITATION I'm actually very curious about king woke me can you give me what she's actually she was %HESITATION could Tana in no is a really interesting to see her and watching but she stepped up yeah yeah got a good role yeah she's very stylish but I'll be a world yeah not not a word in suicides she's really no hope for this she even knows English yes you'll get on the show she was so you should make sure would be the %HESITATION that one too her her own fucking black nor don't say one word the whole fuckin sear you will get that last year no she doesn't go ahead of anyone else since I you know I was thinking that a lot of these characters though even though it is very refreshing to see super here's on this flight they're very familiar right do you have a home winner who is kind of a mix between Superman and Captain America and then you have me go who is like what for him to me exactly I never thought of that yeah yeah may if she's not yeah she's not I mean she wanna reminds me of Wonder Woman looks not action she didn't know too much she didn't ever car scene was really dope but even that you just landed in the car on there that I mean she's actually they walked into that one %HESITATION building where the dude was snipe and right but she still didn't do anything wrong they were on the plane and in doing she and then start like I guess she's kind of like stuff to me she looks like Starfire should more like Starfire right it's like an alien but star yes and then a train what he's like quicksilver the flash yeah exactly greed yeah but I you know I was really confused about a trains girlfriend I don't remember her name %HESITATION pop popcorn popcorn freak so they make these super here's out to be thank you cannot destroy can I go on yes she died with heroin overdose I know someone needles yeah for yeah if you're human why yeah %HESITATION %HESITATION you have a pop she kind of just %HESITATION she was a strange character for me at all because she was so up and down like first I'd even though she was a god damn superhero now getting I thought she was just like a eighties porn person I am not sure about your videos and everyone loved her but like I was like are you in the hot but %HESITATION and then this you just I mean she has two little yeah yeah but you did squash a man's head we'll meet with her thighs so while he was either but that what a way to go who are you about to say say the power of an organ it's like thirteen sneezes all at once I've never had one myself thirteen zero one %HESITATION so I I I start out liking starlight but then she got she got really it kind of annoying for me but %HESITATION %HESITATION and I I start out like you know because you know she was the quintessential like that's that's kind of what I I feel like I would be like if I had like two powers of like yelp fucking did someone getting raped over there like what those guys are I don't give a shit who's watching me do it right off on stage for like the %HESITATION false idols or whatnot VS gods that stretch arm strong man which is weird but %HESITATION the did you know that %HESITATION do you do %HESITATION the girl who plays starlight was in true detective I did not know that she was a big big way Harrelson's goth dark daughter grown up %HESITATION St attacked I need to watch thirties and I'm still yeah look at sars are well it's always start I was my favorite she's not anymore %HESITATION Huey is probably my favorite yeah because he's the most relatable character because he I mean we is you know viewers see everything and know everything but %HESITATION and why we are he yeah I know but he's the one I feel like we all would act like the most like we still don't know exactly what happened we still don't know exactly what happened with %HESITATION butcher's daughter wife which is why I like I at first I was like well fuck homeland or raped his wife but now we don't know that for sure right and she's like I said I was gonna split she still I'm well now and I'm like I don't know what the fuck to think about billing right like I don't know if he's he truly thinks that she was raped there like what he truly thinks she was okay as homegirl the Margaret check or whatever that's what she led him to believe he kind of was very vague so she manipulated him which in turn he manipulated you also vicious cycle them I feel like a lot of people that know and actually know me feel like my favorite character would be the deep because I was most closely %HESITATION except for like some modicum people spend like a not guilty that was one of the most so that was my that's my both disturbing thing it was like she was just she was like only like veener self that was more deserving than anything else so you got the alleged that he had had a life the wheels though I was like oh but anyway my favorite character is Frenchie just because I did like I could I could seriously just watch him and listen to him just talk and it would be awesome for me because as accents awesome and he's that he's kind of he's kind of crazy to me yeah he's kind of currency it and %HESITATION I feel like my thoughts are the same way it like if I thought how he spoke I would probably not speak anymore I become give echo and is there bottom that's one of the things I like about Billy but you're too is his sense of humor matched with his his accent was was it was there I'm not he was a hell of a leader you know no matter what you said no matter where he steered them they follow them that's true the one thing the one thing I will say I did like his arm spice girl speech I I like I like his speeches but it it kind of it kind of seems like as the episodes went on like their eight episode I feel like we heard six speeches never miss a call I guess things going to rally the troops yeah like at like it but the but the fourth one I was like okay like and then and then other people started doing speeches like well I'll fuckin arm his friend you did what you did want a mother's milk and I was just like just so and he didn't even make it Hey you doing it you're right you're right right and he was just like dammit I forget was speaking was about like sour patch kids maybe I'm thinking about sour patch kids right now that sounds about right but I mean that those three characters along our four with mothers milk but those four characters alone I mean they they took what humans are into her movies and like explode it like it was water humans capable capable of truly and creating a plan and destroying something that everyone believes indestructible right and I thought that was super power when I love their perspective of the all of it yeah because they're they're just as broken as the heroes are but I at least know how to come together heroes it they're literally all about themselves even though they're the seven they're not really so sure they're sociopath other separate are all separate either brought together you know I think of the the V. you're scared of him yeah I am too all my god the scene where %HESITATION he the the he's outside the plane in the dark clouds like he's waving the girls like all my god home lander and this fucking eyes come down and I might just murder that little girl that was an episode one and that's what I was like the shows will be out Billy bunter said %HESITATION he's perfect and I'm myself where did you get that right he's definitely more loan one of more fucked up out of who's who's your favorite K. %HESITATION out you know only either to be honest with I like the combination of the Clark Kent and like Patrick Bateman from American psycho and that was our episode today my life no no I mean I I do look like it's character Anthony star the guy that plays and I think just as a fantastic job like I said he can turn on that Captain America Clark Kent charm but in an instant ease Patrick Bateman right Maslen accidental talking to point here there's very there's old there's emptiness in his eyes %HESITATION yeah how fucking freebie in weird was that when she was like what he like watches her breast feed that kid right I was kind of thinking he was about to get on the team I did not happen that we're going to assume that it did maybe I just love this like yeah lab grown %HESITATION yeah Alice when %HESITATION when he flew down and she was like I will talk to you later and she turned around in the baby like extra clothes slow motion vision or a close up of the baby's face like smiling at him he was like so small you little like babies I wanted to wake it up with his laser eye a little but he's he's one of my favorites %HESITATION Frenchie you know he's that lovable anti hero and a little fun fact the the character that pleased him %HESITATION I'm probably in a bunch of the name I do have a lot of yeah so I'm a try let's see it Homer Capone Tomer couple I'm sorry if I messed it up but he's actually an Israeli actors so he's not even French we believe will French yeah he does show and so I you know they actually mostly speak French over there I do not I'm I love you guys all the time for the camera now showing up get this man out of real words %HESITATION butcher %HESITATION Karl urban she was great you know you scourging for %HESITATION Judge Dredd in the dread remake which is a very slapped on movie I thought that the the dread remake was really really good and very true to the comics %HESITATION he was in doom with the rock and I was like when the rock just started climbing so to the dude we don't mention do such a bad movie it wasn't that terrible when's the last time you watched %HESITATION it's been years watch do I watch it on TNT when I watched it tonight oh my god it is so bad I watch it I watch that box car with no sound and I'm so happy about because I was still just like for you you know it or say I know what we are we don't like constant shake my head what's wrong ma'am so I'm just judging this movies like what does the you know those are made my three favorites I think Madeline still well %HESITATION played by Elizabeth Shue one of my crushes from the eighties from the karate kid %HESITATION adventures in babysitting back to the future and cocktails she you know she plays a bad ass VP of this company that to me I I I I would vision like if this was a real life thing that this would be this the court would be do you know that what they know they can fucking here but in a good way I love you just keep popping out hits as far as we were episodes I really enjoyed episode six %HESITATION I'm a little cameos at the convention they went to a specially built saying the and terror read playing themselves %HESITATION you know you learn why butcher hate soups %HESITATION you know because you find out the story about his wife and %HESITATION we find out working middle comes from so that one is %HESITATION one of my favorite episode young guys have a favorite %HESITATION star I would say that I was gonna say that one but for completely different reasons as the king of all kings Haley Joel Osment isn't it and east yeah yeah I mean I was he's awesome to me like I love I love just seeing his little fat buddy self is so little all home I got a good you got little bit squishy plays man but yet %HESITATION in all seriousness absolutely was my favorite reason of the show and then watching him dying yeah gives a smashed in after he learns the horrible truth of like a butcher yeah from reading them yes would you fall asleep during the no no I I think I I because I forgot how he died in it but you're smashes is one way to go yes leading within and which was like he was I couldn't tell if Haley or the mass murder sorry %HESITATION Dino brother you know you know but I couldn't tell if he was so scared because he knew exactly the butter was gonna do done or because he saw butchers bass I can tell I can tell I think it was probably maybe comrades both actually at I kind of got the same feeling them can you that's true well I mean I guess he thought yeah he can see what you like %HESITATION was like I'm going to I'm going to kill you right there is like see that yeah it home again %HESITATION before we get into yeah you know what no I didn't really have a favorite when they're all pretty consistently also that's really true they're all like yeah there wasn't all work stuff so you know I just had sex just stood out to me that but I would agree with you guys that was probably the most interesting yeah a lot about a lot yeah that was like a jump off moment %HESITATION yeah because I mean they had to fill in some gaps you know we had to find out why butcher was the way he was you know what I mean where can we go came from or the lady I think is our official name yeah female VS know that female just doesn't if there were going to be a least favorite episode I think it would be the one where it's just going over the like there their TV slots I forget the name of the damn upset but %HESITATION it was seven wasn't wasn't yeah I'm pretty sure it was it was at seven words just like the okay here's this person's TV spot like star ice T. V. spot and here's home lander that's town yeah that was the look it up yeah no I will before we get into %HESITATION season two predictions and wish lists we're gonna take a quick little time out for responsible right from a buddy and %HESITATION Newman attorney at law take the time to think one of our sponsors Andrew Newman attorney at law located here in Greensboro North Carolina he can assist you with your criminal as well as traffic violations in his practice includes Guilford for site as well as all surrounding counties to set up a free consultation you can contact him at three three six six six three two three eight eight and you can also visit amount of website attorney Newman dot com all right welcome back ladies and gentlemen %HESITATION we're going to go over some question marks that %HESITATION season one left us with so the coal take it from here okay why did home lander why did he spare butcher I really don't understand he was so crazy killed everybody he killed people for no reason and why it was but you're still alive well at the end yeah well I think all the in my in my eyes they that dude he sent his life right but he wants him to suffer so much more has he's introducing him to is to home landers son not his psycho that is a yeah me home and %HESITATION but %HESITATION and with more so why did not like my question about who why who say to why the fuck did Huey is huge trying to save a train rice that literally may not one sense to me yeah I agree I will let him go he grew or something still like your girlfriend got X. light was probably in your mouth like blood in your mouth and nose from your girl like I wouldn't forget that was blaming him for his girl so I don't know if they have like this weird relationship now where they can sympathize with each other it is like a forced some who's gonna be weird yes because you don't know where it's going to go from there you know you got the introduction of home landers whose kid and believe realizing his wife's alive now where the kids from certain regular yeah only want this to be a home that you want to show you mentioned it earlier just briefly but black in water we need to face find out what's up with it okay so that's that was my that's my number one question okay my number one question I need to know because you don't sing no it doesn't I want to very well %HESITATION I would I need to know what he looks like or she we don't know I know well for me I don't want a black black and how much it made me mad I thought it was gonna be like some like email no I can it was a bit brought it could be a broad broad you know but no I'm I'm so mad that it was I'm not so I'm actually upset that he's like a black guy I'm just mad you're not surprised I just wanted to be like I don't want like it's the black ranger always he's black we get it yeah we get it but he's the white ranger without his fucking costume like black nor is still a black man without being black more that's probably why you can't hide is like Brooklyn accent fuck man like a chocolate truffle inside yeah so what is what is Blackmore's even super powers it just like throwing knives in India yeah he's definitely some kind he's a black man to even their I don't even need to have a customer to blend into the night %HESITATION so anyways it was my other question how would I know about lamplight because they said he retired but this seven seem like a mob to me now there's only one way out yeah I I know he was responsible for me month Mallory's family right death someone so many other grandkids right killed lamplight hate and that's why Mallory hassle about on the edge of nowhere maybe or possibly like %HESITATION that's just a huge question mark for you I'd still got a lot going on in Mallory's family to like I kind of want to know like what the bill that was down to get her to be the only one that they destroyed our family yeah Dan how she still like knows everything about rand later like they went to her for answers that they should've probably %HESITATION inside yeah yeah yeah what you told him that I was like what you guys know the shit are any I really want any and %HESITATION Hugh you to get together but it was weird at first when it's like it's like you eat having just had his girlfriends %HESITATION you know blood in a letter but inside of him and he owns like probably stuck in in in issues well and it yeah and all that shit is falling for well I mean she cute %HESITATION yes however that second outfit that made her supposedly look sexier was not sexier to me it was very unflattering yeah and her hair was too big but that's probably a girl thing girls calling him he's born star looked at that you have with one more start yeah yeah yeah I agree okay I'm trying to say yeah yeah we're doing over here she was are you from G. A. like plain clothes like yeah yeah she's a nominal boulder to kicked his ass yes you did least favorite character probably the deep %HESITATION though I've I kind of feel for that do that towards the end because I mean he's not the basket I sandwich I yeah I mean he talks the phones the first and lobsters that dolphin seems first what were you gonna touch echo I really ought to be honest like okay the deeps everyone politely say yeah yeah but %HESITATION I definitely don't like a train because he he's he's just the person we all fucking hated in high school what will like low and then like Pete you know what I mean now just like he reminded me of the Alfa Chino from tropic thunder that okay that's good when %HESITATION the like in a more obnoxious yes way way do sheer I didn't really give a shit for translucent at all now I don't think we were supposed to know at the same time like I forgot about him it was it was it that you gave his his best scene was exploding yeah yeah yeah I like seeing that those that was fun he was just like yes %HESITATION I kept thinking that you we would like have some kind of power to be honest with you because well you know those scenes where we get like loud and I don't know I I was expecting something to happen %HESITATION maybe this out a power the whole time they didn't know PTSD is a power the head that's really what it was he needed a partner that's a power he worked at a radio shack from his cables laying the cables he robin with all right Peter Robbins I bet she won't even be mentioned one time in season two now I think once he tester and then later on her vision like get away now we're done I think you're right and the friend out of nowhere that was like it's it's what she would want it like that was kind of just like a right away okay we yeah audience don't think about hurting he's in love with this girl now more importantly I absolutely I'm kind of curious about in season two yeah if you re an a train will develop their relationship yeah like how cool ironic would that be I mean they they either they they killed the supposedly they killed the people that they love right yeah I mean a stray trailed both of them but I kinda I kind I'm curious to see if that will happen I could see that having this very funny well it's happening yeah I mean you know the seven is pretty much done so it's gonna be engine to see how this whole V. Corp thing plays out with with %HESITATION Gustaf from breaking bad you know be in more the main character and without you know shoes character but she went out left block and held goodness yeah you have you have you have you not seen right yeah I've not seen rubber was in a show about spoilers please don't you know it's fucked up I was gonna watch bright burns yet okay sidebar I was gonna watch bright burn the other day but you can only buy it on Amazon prime you can't rent it more it's fourteen ninety nine or go fuck yourself you know I mean like you say that yeah I was like what's going on or else your mouth so I watched I watched Hellboy instead the new reboot of help but no no I didn't what I tell you I watch the other day those fucking terrible I have seven I watched pet cemetery instead and look like me explaining me watching pets I guarantee you is better than you guys going to watch it's honestly up there for worst movie of twenty nineteen for me so far that's rescue on I'll I'll throw that out there yeah that's good that's good except for how they train that cat yeah I mean that's pretty that's pretty good yeah it's it's because of the cats are fucking this is a remake this Islamic of pets don't call explain the team the whole of so many men just talking and explaining the movie it will be better than so now we need to make do we should do that what it was like I got out of line yeah yeah we'll just like homemade but I guarantee you will be better under dies but you know awesome so if you guys you know not to get personal get to know each other a little bit better here if you would have a super power what would it be mine yeah teleportation but there's yeah as much as you want to just go wherever an impatient person yeah bank vault is where you go for well I mean if you know you go to New York to go to Hawaii hello I mean yeah like I got a little bit of money now and I'm just like I think a guy could if I could to like literally the biggest part the hardest part about doing anything is getting there yeah so like if I was lying on him to go to Japan today like I'll see you guys later you just talk to someone there or shin that would be hard to be able to grab the person you're with and they teleport with what you know what I'm thinking like once you go there and you're just waving American dollars right like I want to buy something that I can treat this in for and we were like sure I don't know the figures and but yes teleportation is because why would it be exactly people help people right yeah yeah convenient yes we'd like to help people you will see someone in danger and then just like teleport yourself out of it a little remember this thing I had a so that was yours do without a %HESITATION yeah we did not play in the snow okay so you had a second that wasn't teleportation okay so what and I you said what %HESITATION what would be a power that you wish your biggest enemy had yes what would you S. are the worst to be honest I know it's already taken but like talking fish that's so one can blame so you can you can not get help unless like when is a maybe a shit ton of money and now lives yeah Yami that up I would be something along the lines of like inflating and then deflating also like a blue fish so no flying floating yeah and there's nothing you can do look and sound like it it it all depends on where the winds blowing your action this year with your arms looking good what I like I just picture people like civil suits she doesn't go on this way %HESITATION I'm my worst enemy you know I took some time to think about and I think this was like a joke I don't know if it was you that said it was something more along the lines of whatever the person would fart they would orgasm that's what I wish to my words that had to happen but at the same time and that's where the mind goes sometimes that's a really fucking good one I wouldn't mind orgasm even went up art so a little wait the loud fart joke I do that is mixed with the smell right he sometimes though my allowed ones the ones that don't have the stench so you're the silent violence I am I am I am absolutely my kids know yeah bars with the finger to me all the time and I can't even hide and I'm like when you have a dog that's like you I don't know if your dogs do it my dog when she farts you run away from her fart whenever my dogs for they just look like look at their asshole right what what just came out about that one oh my goodness %HESITATION so overall thoughts on the show is this %HESITATION you know personally your your favorite show of twenty nineteen so far as far as brand new shows %HESITATION yeah I mean there's not really that many brand new shows but of twenty nineteen anyway %HESITATION yeah as long as and I'm pretty sure did I'm as long as the haunting of hill house came out last year it did then this is my favorite show of twenty ninety %HESITATION I I will I was gonna say the new season a black mayor but that's an add to it wasn't not they're not they're fighting vipers man gamers questioning their sexuality yeah I'm a video sexual what are your thoughts on it %HESITATION it's my favorite new new show of twenty nineteen %HESITATION otherwise should have won the stranger things I loved the new season to I don't envision faces so fast I watched one episode knows I was probably robin she does on my chest if you have a known comes over how do you see those high I imagine you probably is funny I get I get the cheese doodles the the wise virgins like the big the big goofy yeah like no no no no not the not the bucket of chi cheese balls note those I can get those anymore my doctor says and %HESITATION as he should there are female doctors we can all do it together what we have real political role but to me it's definitely my %HESITATION my favorite new show twenty nineteen AS far shows overall I think it's definitely my top five street running season three was fantastic %HESITATION don't want to go down the worm hole it was the final season the game of thrones will just let that lie well %HESITATION but %HESITATION you know it's it's good I'm glad to see the streaming fat %HESITATION platforms really stepping it up with original programming and %HESITATION you know to be exciting to see what happens with Disney plus and all the stuff they're gonna bring to the table sale that's good that's good %HESITATION before we wrap up but we have started this little %HESITATION segment called last call we're gonna you know take a minute or two to shout out or talk about anything that we %HESITATION have in mind so we'll with the cold shout out to my babies are an Emma and also shout out to my best friend Chris Burke it's his birthday today there this week too so that's new that I know we regret I forget records and you want is that that was your %HESITATION I was going to I have a couple things I have to say I feel like so shut up the box car I wear my is where I I'm a bartender boxcar %HESITATION yeah there are a lot of things that really fucking pissed me off art is a great my gears I hate people say it's like it's like okay here's some things that bartenders really fucking hate and I don't know if it's just me speak the truth okay here we go I don't do it okay if you actually walk up to a bar and say yeah let me get a beer I will shit in your case I would really like to have him stand up on the bar and shit in your like if you say I'll get a beer and that we just hold eyes for like two seconds like I'm supposed to say the next words I'm like this is a movie I leave I have literally got to the point where some of what you all take a shot and always take it for a while yeah absolutely I don't honestly all right %HESITATION don Julio twelve year here we go for you and here's the most expensive bullshit we've got here forty eight thousand you fought choose your words next time act like you've been in a bar before yes okay %HESITATION you know what really grinds my gears to lean over the bar as far as they can like girls do that with their cities and I I help them yeah I was at work I don't know guys face coming closer to my face is like intimidation and I don't take well that sure so if you act like you need my help really bad you like come here and I see you and I'm like coming next not get to you and then you turn around at all he wants hi I. D. zero so you have zero more seconds with me one second so I turn around and I like him site well known there goes another person a stone cold stunner into oblivion more proof coming out you're not gonna hi I'm from all pooped out when people %HESITATION all my god okay so when there's a menu first of all people who who just look at the heck tap handles and like hi al take that like after I pushed a menu toward your face like all that might help you a little bit for them now it's like use my eyes and straight but then then there's people who read the menu in and they're like like say is there's a drink it %HESITATION %HESITATION %HESITATION box car called the token jam and it's also at the bottom and there they hold the menu up and shove it to my face and say yeah I'll have the %HESITATION the %HESITATION token jam and I'm like you know if you would have just said token jam I would've fucking known what you were talking about in the first place like you don't have to shit like all man I can't hear but I can read good thing you showed me those words and letters because what we I don't know what we have done this so that annoys me %HESITATION %HESITATION yeah we get something good you can catch these hands are both really they're both really good or does the either one or more well you're put out I'm like there there is one girl last night I this isn't me putting on purpose back then there was this girl last night that %HESITATION this is another one of my pet peeves there's a girl last night who just like mom I love George George also joins the best drawing blood about you make the best drinks they're the best person on this booking all my god love you babies and will raise some havoc nice household income Carter right in like and then manual on forty seven dollars she tips three dollars on my we are not friends it is you want to sit there after hours just like %HESITATION can I get like it's it's tool it's two OO it's two o'clock and like three seconds and old can I get a Farmington no honey no you can't no rain you know who you this whole thing was Britney's watch out for all the world full of and also because we know like we remember you yes we remember your face we remember your shitty tips like don't come in they're acting like you're my friend okay I do remember to like it okay you can get by ship you can have a little worse if you got nice ladies about his kryptonite I think that's most people just like men I think women love teddies do rate anyway and also I I put it to status about this the other day but I want to clarify so when people %HESITATION started tab it helps everybody because it saves time you don't to keep swiping the card and waiting for the internet to come back and say you know %HESITATION you cards prove they all have fourteen million interactions with your credit card possibly having your %HESITATION a credit card company you know put a hold on your credit card because like if I saw like fourteen five dollar transactions at the same place let's let's let's get try %HESITATION yeah sketchy so it saves me time but then there are people who are like my I'm like all you wanna start that because this is your fourth time coming up here right like you don't have to lie to me you're going to get more out what both wasting each other let's just have this conversation this is the other comes in what is going on and it's out I know I know that gets me in trouble like well not for your trouble now you're already in trouble if I don't yeah it makes me thing like I I put my status of and I said this makes me think you still color like with crayons full first still full first color with crayons and just like you sign your name next in my name with acts you just have the scribbles and you think that that makes you a decent human being our doctor or something but yeah I'll have more next time try to grab my gear say they are being a bartender is like man it just makes you makes you love people because some people really fucking asshole so anyway great friendships sure sure sure some people like told to get it like our actual decent human beings and they're just like people that like breeze out of their mouths only math read only one god and they're just like got all %HESITATION they open up my tray full of fruit and they reach and and they're like they're like well how do I know where your hands have been like you're right they probably are going to be in your girlfriend slash grandmother later and then I'm gonna get then she's the chairs and put them out that's where those are gonna be you know what really grinds my gears that's gonna be hard to follow despite what you all think Blackstar is not next to a retirement home I'm actually a happy dude it's just like I was of either if I didn't have this time like if I couldn't tell this to anybody the element and is it okay also just that I can't just be like Hey stupid fucking piece of shit like home what all my god of my review if I ever got those powers sh hi laser okay if you fuck with you yeah that's true but I still would make a good I'd still make good drinks and I'm good for yeah you would still come like I am make very easy to get along with make sure you check a box or he may or may not %HESITATION but you listen to this podcast you know you might be on that one %HESITATION for my little segment wanting a big shout out to my daughter Jordan she moves into campus that you would see W. next Saturday you're ready to take on the world %HESITATION my family everybody was so proud of you do your thing out there we love yes he's been on the show a couple times to check out those episodes she's going to do big things and filmed entertainment on us on stuff so as proud dad just wanna give a big shout out to %HESITATION my daughter as he gets ready start college craziness suck in a manner that regulation everybody's popping out kids my kids going to college you'll spot yeah any of them no I'm I'm good but I congratulations 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